Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 16, 2024

Saw a guy throw his ball down the alley and it broke in halves.

That is a great name for a Pool Hall

Cruising bowling alleys, how novel.

In the age of photoshop you’re selfie proves nothing.

Educational. Well, we DID learn Ralph is a VERY cheap idiot.

Hmm, a cruise ship, where Ralph can be fed 24/7! That’s a bargain, whatever the cruise actually costs!

Have a ball Ralph!

Bowling leagues were so successful that no new bowlers were able to get lane time, then the leaguers stopped playing and the alleys folded.

I haven’t gone bowling in years. Too much strain on the knees.

Ralph’s mind is in the gutter.

They have already been on several cruises. Ralph was banned from the endless buffet.

A cruise only shows you mostly ocean with a different tourist trap at each port.

Just thinking of you Honeybunch. Trying to find a place that doesn’t have size number on the back of the shoe.

Bowling alleys make for better memories than cruises do. Maybe.

dang Ralph, you sure know how to treat a girl

You have known Ralph long enough to know that you need to be as precise as you can, to make him understand, if you want to get what you really want!