Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2024

Not sure of the cause but the many weapons used says you didn’t like him

Maybe it was bringing non-alcohol drinks to the party that was to blame

Wait – are those the weapons from the game Clue?

Exactly!

Wait! What did they use the candle for?

Looking at the weapons on the ground should give him a Clue

There was no liquor, but it was licorice.

ZERO PROOF……HA HA HA HA HA…..Get it? ZERO PROOF! THIS GUY IS A GENIUS, HE’S A RIOT, HE CRACKS ME UP. ZERO PROOF as in no Alcohol.

Pssst……..Someone call the home, looks like Thompson escaped again.

Colonel Mustard celebrated with a scotch and soda afterwards…..

More like a maximum of 1 proof.

You are 99.5% correct, Watson.

There’s 5 mg of THC.

Good pun.

BUT Where are the beverages they’re talking abput ?

I’m puzzling about the “These are nonalcoholic beverages.” part — I don’t see any beverages.