It’s called “Left-handed blonde barflies”
In order to be a male Taylor Swift, you need to be more attractive and wear lots of sequins.
I wrote a song about a sandwich… Well, it’s more of a wrap really.
Great, now I ‘ve got Willie Nelson’s “To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before” stuck in my head. Might as well put the album on.
Instead of being another Taylor Swift, why don’t you be like the singer from R.E.M.?
Like instead of “The One I Love,” how about singing a song called “The Ones I Annoy”?
The Cast cleaned out their entire supply of Plaster…
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His tour, though, would be called the Hephaestus Tour.
If she broke his nose, it should be a police report, not a song.
Should be a rowdy drinking song.
Yup…Love to Bash Your Nose!!!
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put that nose back together again. It would take a village.
Where are you going to find a famous female football player to date ?
Donna Summer rewrite, Love to Bash You Baby
He wants to write a song that has the right hook to it.
That raises the question of how much of that nose is scar tissue.
And you can go by the name Eno Not-so-swift.
Let’s snot talk about broken noses. :)
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Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s called “Left-handed blonde barflies”
sirbadger about 2 months ago
In order to be a male Taylor Swift, you need to be more attractive and wear lots of sequins.
ralphb about 2 months ago
I wrote a song about a sandwich… Well, it’s more of a wrap really.
NRHAWK Premium Member about 2 months ago
Great, now I ‘ve got Willie Nelson’s “To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before” stuck in my head. Might as well put the album on.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Instead of being another Taylor Swift, why don’t you be like the singer from R.E.M.?
Like instead of “The One I Love,” how about singing a song called “The Ones I Annoy”?
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
The Cast cleaned out their entire supply of Plaster…
˘つ☜
win.45mag about 2 months ago
His tour, though, would be called the Hephaestus Tour.
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
If she broke his nose, it should be a police report, not a song.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
Should be a rowdy drinking song.
Knightman Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yup…Love to Bash Your Nose!!!
cactusbob333 about 2 months ago
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put that nose back together again. It would take a village.
christelisbetty about 2 months ago
Where are you going to find a famous female football player to date ?
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
Donna Summer rewrite, Love to Bash You Baby
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
He wants to write a song that has the right hook to it.
prrdh about 2 months ago
That raises the question of how much of that nose is scar tissue.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
And you can go by the name Eno Not-so-swift.
the lost wizard about 2 months ago
Let’s snot talk about broken noses. :)