F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 19, 2024

Nobody wants that pink slip!

…and always look busy.

Reminds me of the guy in Office Space; “ Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the g*dd*mn customers so the engineers don’t have to! I have people skills!”

Clipboards. The secret to job security.

I miss the old days, when you at least had to initiate a job sequence. And complain about having to move the cursor ‘all the way across the screen’ by moving my mouse 2/8ths of an inch and pressing a button 1/16th of an inch. Whew! Finally got THAT done. Coffee?

Make yourself indispensable and don’t let them know they can do without you!!!

Could get a robot to move the files around the office. Or a cat.

Everyone was necessary before computers.

At least we thought we were.

It does get around computers that crash the world when they get faulty security updates

as long as paycheck keeps showing up ;+)

“Oh, I see. I thought it was for Marcia’s birthday card and I couldn’t find the card.”