Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 19, 2024

NS may have improved the shirt – it was really ugly

ROFL!

As it should be, by ALL animal lovers!!!!

Ninja Sloth! It was about time. What tooks ya so long?

that’s one super duper pooper scooper!

Ninja Sloth strikes again!!!

It was a crappy shirt!

I approve of Ninja Sloth’s methods.

Hooray for Ninja Sloth!

LOVE this!

There are numerous bag/bin stations on practically every street corner down at Fort Myers Beach and it infuriates me when I see someone who just leaves their dog’s mess on the ground.

There is absolutely NO reason for it!

That shirt was a cry for help!

Bag it yourself … or it will be bagged for you.

[There will be a price to pay (and you won’t like the price).]

We have a policy in our neighborhood: If you don’t pick up after your dog, you will be fined.

In front of the kindergarten in the next village I saw a big heap of horse crap. I mean the heap was like five times as big as the ramainings of a dog but no one cared to pick it up. Rural villages, right? Where a dog heap matters but not the one of a horse…

ha, that’ll teach him to bag the poo himself. :D

Thank you, Mr. Ninja Sloth!

We have an issue with pig poop in North Carolina. Farmers fill ponds with it and that’s OK if you don’t mind the smell. The real issue happens when a hurricane comes by (what are the chances of that in eastern North Carolina – it’s not like it happens EVERY year) and the poop washes out and pollutes the rivers on its way to the ocean and the beaches.

Now everyone knows you can make fuel from corn. However, a scientist at one of our universities figured out how to make fuel from corn (or anything else) after you pass it though a pig. If this catches on, them hawg farmers will be following their livestock around with pooper scoopers.

Good one, ninja sloth.

good slight of hand by the ninja sloth

Best ever Ninja Sloth! They should be everywhere.

Now that should be the way it is always done. It would definitely change some people attitude.

Thank you, Ninja Sloth.

Take a shirt for yourself.

Our neighbor 2 houses down has a dog which she walks throughout the neighborhood allowing it to do its business in everybody’s yards. Her yard is fenced in. She is elderly, but in better shape than me. She has no reason to do this other than being an a$$.

My neighborhood needs Ninja Sloth precisely for that!

Woohoo! Where do I get Ninja Sloths?

I love it! If only.

FANTASTIC!!!

Can we hire some Ninja Sloths for my neighborhood, please?

Ninja Sloth… the hero we don’t deserve, but grateful we have.

No wonder I get all excited for the Nina Sloth days! (we have the same problem where I live)

Like sloths have no excretions.

A good comment from Ninja Sloth on the dog owner’s taste in clothes.

Yeah! Ninja sloth is the best!

That cost him the shirt off his back.

I love you, Ninja Sloth !

Ninja Sloth for EPA director.