Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 16, 2024

But he does hump on people.

Would you like to come up and see his etchings?

Double Dutch!

What a funny picture that leaves in our imagination. Brilliant!

That is my kind of mutt. Can I scratch behind his ears?

Smart dog, he can handle his own leash.

30 years ago, I worked third shift at a gas station. (At the time called a convenience store.) Whenever the temperature dropped overnight a nearby resident’s frisky young husky would get out of the fence and come around looking for people to play with. She was “broken” of jumping up on people, but couldn’t quite contain her excitement so she would repeatedly jump up and miss. There were two kinds of people coming to that store: Those who couldn’t resist petting her if they could get her to hold still enough and the surprisingly large number of people who were terrified of her.

When he’s done with the rope, he does Jumping Jack (Russell Terrier)s.

My cousin owned a dog (at least we think it was a dog – it was like God said, “OK I made a whole lot of dogs and I have these spare parts left. What can I make with them?”

The dog was part Great Dane and clocked in at close to 100 pounds. Put a saddle on him and a small child could go for a ride.

This dog did not jump on you, which is fortunate since he would knock you down. However he did jump up and down in front of you. It was odd to look up at a dog’s head about 3 feet above yours.

someone told me this comic was about driving fast in parking lots did they lie ?

Ooooooh Mary Mack Mack Mack….LOL

He’ll be enrolling in doggy school for double dutch next.

He gonna need a shorter rope or longer legs!

His last dog: “Don’t worry- he humps, but not all people.”