Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 19, 2024

Must not be John Wayne brand.

Your night’s about to get worse!

Cue The Beach Boys.

I’ll toss over or under all night.

And smelly!!!

It’s “wiped out” and sitting there on the bar? Eww!

and you think your job is bad, just think of his

Chili for dinner last night.

No further comment.

Such a crappie job.

… butt not completely wiped out – there’s still some tissue on the roll.

Exsqueeze me?

(¬_¬)

Not very “Charmin” today …!

( no sheet )

Old Star Trek joke:

Q: Why is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?

A: Because it flys around Uranus and wipes away the Klingons.

Oh sh!t, not you again. :)

Yeah, his life’s on the skids for sure.

He’s on a roll tonight.

oh this one’s full of _____!

ripped off, folded or wadded, wiped up, down, and out, tossed into the bowl, and flushed down the pipe. yep, always a busy tiring somewhat soggy day.