Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 10, 2024

Yeah! Go watch some romcom. Blood, guts, car chases for me.

Tune onto the Disney Channel, Gaylord.

Maybe get a TV from THIS century, Broomie.

Sometimes Broom Hilda is a real buzzkill,

She sure has an old television, just like when I was a kid.

My wife wants to watch that new movie: Alien: Romulus. I remember when she was carrying our first child, I saw Alien and definitely didn’t want her to watch!

I don’t think there’s such a thing anymore.

Ads…Ads…Ads…ad nauseam….

You’re not gonna be able to get the Hallmark channel with that antenna.

They must be using geothermal energy as a power source.