Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 17, 2024

seems every time Gil goes to these awards banquets he gains an enemy…and loses his woman. oh well, they were good while it lasted.

How Gerads Got His Nads Back

See you driving ‘round town With the girl I love and I’m like The heck with you

Let’s meet our next guest …

Thorp, YOU hired Marvin to take me out! Luke, take this guy outside and shut him up.

Last week, Coach Perm was up for COTY. I guess that gut punch by Marvin took the wind out of his sails. OOFFF!

Coach Gerards looks about 3 sheets to the wind. Looks like he ditched the last few speeches to get a head start at the hotel bar.

HB, “recuse” is when a person(almost always a judge) abstains from voting due to a conflict of interest . Whoever heard of a coach withdrawing his name --“No. Don’t vote for me. I’m tired of winning.” ????

Gil and Beth, get a room! Oh, they already have one. Then go to it!

P 2.5 (Gil): “… I got tired of welcoming failure…” (ha! Ha! Ha!…)

P 4 (anyone): “ … get the f*** out of here gonad before I punch you out”

Apparently, Henry is very ECO friendly. He’s recycling the banquet story.

Coach Perm is on his way to the Most Improved Coach award next year.

P 3 (Gil): “…and, well, yes!…yes we were!..”

gonna take awhile for beth to get that brylcreem off her fingers

looks like gerads tried to hookup with audrey and got shot down try your luck with larry

stapleton wasnt allowed in lounge unethical haircut

Nice of Beth to let Gil sit on her lap. Looks like she’s practicing her erotic ventriloquy routine, and Gil is the dummy.

Do you talk to your mother with that mouth, Nonads?

Big talk from a guy with Nonads.

Does Gil pick the winner? Who is this dude? It’s not Coach Kaz is it?

Beth delivers a little grin re-enforcement.

P3- (Gil): “Is that a tie or a spaghetti napkin? JaJaJaJa”

JaJaJa JaJa bárbara ana JaJaJa JaJa bárbara ana kiss my donkey if you can sweet JaJaJa JaJa bárbara ana

The guy’s been drinking so hard that his hair lost its curl. So will Coach Gonads now become Gil’s nemesis? Until a year from now when he gets fired and Gil hires him too? And speaking of fired, you should be fired up that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/07/17/hes-still-jittery/

Beth seems a little clingy.

P 4 (Gil): “….p!ss off Gerard, or I’m gonna sic Tobias on your a$$…”

This strip is becoming Rex Morgan with teenagers.

Cue Tommy Devito “Good Fellows” Tommy DeVito : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little * up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to ******’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?