The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 17, 2024

And if she wears black clothes the wishful thinking is complete.

Black on black…I think I want my money back.

What color chair would you get for mama Gargle?

At one time, we both bought a recliner for the living room. But after a few years, we both missed being able to cuddle during movies. So we bought another couch, with foot rest. Works much better for us. One recliner still remains in the attic, I use it to work behind my laptop sometimes.

slim chance…

sure hope it don’t backfire, cause if it does everyone may have to go on a diet… :{

if Gladys is happy, that’s a win in my book

A “Lazy Boy”, by definition, will not result in any slimming for anybody. Get out and get active.

Gladys wants to know if the chair makes her look fat

GUFFAW ! ! !

As long as it’s comfortable and she’s happy, the color doesn’t matter much.

Vertical stripes, perhaps? Too ‘circus tentish?’

Dark Red. To match her Eyes and Demeanor.

That’s what they say….black is slim?

Black would suit Mother Gargle’s personality.

Should have gotten her a reclining love seat. Not to recline with her, but to make look smaller.

if only I could convince my wife

They make oversized chairs, called a chair and a half. That should do the trick.

Whatever works I suppose.

Well the only who sees her sitting in it are Brutus, Wilberforce and Mama and they aren’t fooled! Once again the coffee steam tells all!

Gladys must be planning on spending a lot of time in it.