Being born a loser does not mean you need to stay that way. Count your blessings, you picked a good wife and your dog loves you. Sit up straight, be positive.
One must know and understand both their strengths and weaknesses.So just the knowing, makes you stronger and wiser as to future decisions. And in my book, you are anything but a loser……
Well Brutus is way above most folks as far as self-awareness goes! But chin up Big Guy – many many people look forward to seeing you and your adventures every day!
Thinking that way is what’s called a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you think you’re a loser, you’ll be one. Step one for Brutus would be to leave a job with such a horrid boss.
If “The Born Loser” were made into a movie, I always pictured Walther Matthau, Norman Fell or Rodney Dangerfield playing Brutus. Or maybe Barney Martin, the guy who played Jerry Seinfeld’s dad. They’re all gone, so I wonder who would be the best living actor to play him…
codycab 4 months ago
Don’t suppose it would help if I mentioned that a negative times a negative equals a positive?
C 4 months ago
Precisely why you don’t listen to the MIL
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago
You’re not a real Born Loser: you have Gladys, Wilberforce, Kwepie, mother Gargle and Rancid…..no, wait a moment.
angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago
You can’t help it, Brutus. You were created that way.
suv2000 4 months ago
Your not a loser your just playing the game of life wrong
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
We all have those days Brutus. You HAVE a great job and you love your mil…..(I might have told a fib a to cheer him up)
Jeff0811 4 months ago
If your wife is willing to literally stand by you, you’re doing something right Brutus. Listen to her, and count your blessings.
jmworacle 4 months ago
Don’t give Mother Gargoyle the satisfavtion Brutus.
GROG Premium Member 4 months ago
The positive negative man.
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
After all, he did test positive.
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Gladys, Wilberforce, and Kewpie think differently.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Awww! I know how you feel! But having a pity party won’t help you get out of your slump! ☺️
pat sandy creator 4 months ago
Gladys: Life Coach…
[Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago
The first Billy Jack movie was The Born Losers
flemmingo 4 months ago
Today is a good day for Born Loser, no battle axe to add to his misery. She would be all over him with the way he’s feeling.
Chris 4 months ago
think of it this way, your pretty good at being a loser. :D
djtenltd 4 months ago
Years ago a coworker told me that if you kick yourself in the rear, what do you think others will do?
Strawberry King 4 months ago
“Remember George: No man is a failure who has friends.”
CorkLock 4 months ago
But we readers love you Brutus. Cheer up. See you tomorrow.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago
Being born a loser does not mean you need to stay that way. Count your blessings, you picked a good wife and your dog loves you. Sit up straight, be positive.
raybarb44 4 months ago
One must know and understand both their strengths and weaknesses.So just the knowing, makes you stronger and wiser as to future decisions. And in my book, you are anything but a loser……
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh, what a sad day for Brutus.
Bill The Nuke 4 months ago
All he has to do is read the line above their heads.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago
Well Brutus is way above most folks as far as self-awareness goes! But chin up Big Guy – many many people look forward to seeing you and your adventures every day!
socalvillaguy Premium Member 4 months ago
That’s okay, Brutus … you’re OUR born loser. :-D
cuzinron47 4 months ago
It hard to think positive when you have people around that constantly belittle you.
Lola85 Premium Member 4 months ago
Thinking that way is what’s called a self-fulfilling prophecy. If you think you’re a loser, you’ll be one. Step one for Brutus would be to leave a job with such a horrid boss.
Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago
Brutus, I came to my conclusion a long time ago
Retliblady Premium Member 4 months ago
That joke is older than I am. And that’s really really old.
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
I love you anyway ♥
daleandkristen 4 months ago
He needs a crossover to Breaking Cat News immediately. He can benefit from the pep talk Sophie is being given today!!!!
princesshickory Premium Member 4 months ago
You may be a Born Loser; that happens. We love you, Brutus.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago
If “The Born Loser” were made into a movie, I always pictured Walther Matthau, Norman Fell or Rodney Dangerfield playing Brutus. Or maybe Barney Martin, the guy who played Jerry Seinfeld’s dad. They’re all gone, so I wonder who would be the best living actor to play him…
gopher gofer 4 months ago
brutus should adopt mose allison’s cheerful outlook – ♪ i don’t worry ‘bout a thing ’cause i know nothin’s gonna be all right… ☺
paullp Premium Member 4 months ago
Look at all the comments here, Brutus — you are one popular guy! Clearly our favorite born loser!