Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 03, 2024

Troubles – Here we come!

While running a lap in high school, my pal Doug found a set of coaches keys out in the weeds. One of them was the master key to the padlocks on all the gates in the school. From then on, we had access to the swimming pool on warm summer nights.

I would think that jumping off the high dive in the dark would be even scarier.

But FIRST, you gotta be able to sneak out of the house.

Too much thinking, Trout.

Rule number one: Make sure there’s water in the pool!

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Evidently.. Trouts mom knows a lot about performance anxiety.

Don’t aim so high Agnes, I can get you off with a misdemeanor and probation.

Flawless, absolutely flawless.

But they’ll have to hop over the electric fence

felony whirl would be a great name for a nicolas cage movie…