Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2024

But why Groucho?

Hello, I must be going.

And I’ll bet he’s got a joke about sea bass.

Did you see that salad dressing?

Yes. … I wish it would dress in private.

Yesterday, I shot an elephant dressing.

I had never seen a bottle that big.

“Hello, I must be going.” (Don’t know how that fits the gag but it still seems applicable.)

Dressing with just a haberdasher of pepper.

Yeah! Ya never know what he’ll spew next….

Say the magic word and a duck will drop from the ceiling.

I was a dressing myself for forty-odd years, and they were forty of the oddest years I ever knew!

For the sake of humanity, I hope the secret word is STOP!

Looks like Groucho Marx

Dis guy’s too much.

?????

I thought that’s Groucho Marx but I have no clue…

Hello, I must be goingI cannot stay, I came to say, “I must be going”I’m glad I came but just the same I must be going!

Nope, I don’t get the connection.

must be on his way to orange julius…

I see Groucho and I see Ranch Dressing but I’m missing something. Clue please.