Close to Home by John McPherson for August 11, 2024

Next try: Sleeping pills for wife.

Men do like their gadgets.

it’s not that baaa-aad!

Guaranteed to have a good sheep

Someone is a visual thinker.

But does it work though?

She’ll soon put him down for the count.

You’re giving away ideas again, John!

… I know this horse that could use that.

Do you remember Sam The Sheepdog? … and his catchphrase: “Good night, Ralph.” Sam could be at the foot of the bed.

Makes me long for my beloved Muriel. I miss her so baaadly!!!

I thought that was SpongeBob at first.

At least he’s got ambition

Thomas Edison didn’t have a great “batting average”, but he did hit a few home runs.

Might work better with actual sheep and not poodles!

Count quietly; somebody’s trying to sleep.

He’ll be falling asleep at the wheel.

My God woman, that’s it! A solar powered endoscope for proctologists

Count your blessings that he didn’t buy real sheep. Hi Bleeb. :)

Bleeb, would you be a dear and drag all those frickin’ tools over to HIS side of the bedroom? Does that thing have adjustable speeds? I wanna see it come off the bed at 90 miles an hour! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Who turns it off once your asleep? How loud is the motor?

No, the solar powered nose hair trimmers pretty much takes the cake.

Love it! Don’t know why, it’s really dumb, but I guess it’s just so dumb it seems really funny in a way that brightens my day.

Stop the spinning, they want to get off…….baaaaaaaaad

I’d be counting lamb ribs.

What did he use that pipe wrench on?