Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 18, 2024

Honesty has no place in this situation.

At least both are happy!

No necklace showing in the new dress. Thank you

Still cheaper than the chiropractor bill from “sleeping on the couch” pain…

Weird heels.

If she had tried a dress in blue print blue, Ralph would have said, “It sure looks good on you.”

He should have replied, “It would look even better on the floor of our bedroom, dear”. See if there’s still any spark in that relationship.

Hey Ralph got out. It worked.

I miss her apron.

Now she needs a new pair of shoes to go with the dress … and a purse (and maybe a belt and a necklace … and a bra and panties)

[And she should probably get her hair and nails done.]

The dress looks good. Now we need matching shoes!

I would get her feet checked. They look rather swollen.

“Yes to the Dress!” ☺

she doesn’t want honesty, she just wants the new dress

A wise man.

“ Are there any good progressive rock bands?”

“ Yes.”

At least she didn’t ask, “Does this dress make my…..look big?” You fill in the blank.

Maybe Ralph is smarter than we think.

Looks more like a robe.

Excuse me, the proper response is yes, dear.

Ralph is smart where it counts.

Is there a shamrock to go with it? Red hair and a green dress. ??