Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for July 10, 2024

In the words of Courage the Cowardly Dog, “The Things I Do For Love!”

Good for you, your honor——seriously!——even a judge can install curtain brackets . .

When I lived in an apartment complex, I had blinds. My building was located on a hill. I was walking my dogs up the hill to the apartment and although the blinds were closed, I could see between the slats. I realized that anyone downhill from me could see in my apartment, I bought curtains. P.S. unless I was going out or expecting company I usually did not get dressed.

DAGNABBIT — I’m seeing an “empty space” between the comic and the blue banner where my favorite comics are listed! I’m assuming that “empty space” is where an ad is supposed to appear (which my ad blocker is preventing). Is anyone else having this problem?

It always sounds so easy, but I’ve proven otherwise.

And an extra set of bed sheets now!

Pick and choose which installations you feel confident in doing is my motto. At my age I expect anyone else to be doing them all.

Sorry Amanda, you have to see toe beans to SQUEE!

This is me. I’ll do that kind of stuff — once.

I never was that excited about curtains, or much of anything really.

Hanging curtains is one of those areas where algebra and geometry come in handy.