Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 18, 2024

Blunderland

And on her UnBirthday of all days.

But she gets such interesting dreams while she’s out.

She keeps trying to get through.

And.. has to put up with bad luck as well. Life is going to be harsh for Alice.

“…Alice, Alice, who the f*ck is Alice?…”

Girl, why not walk slowly? Who do you think you are, Harry Potter?

Trying to do six impossible things before breakfast…..

ACME Looking Glass. (Only roadrunners can pass through.)

One pill makes you larger and…

She just had some kind of mushroom, and her mind is moving low.

You might remember me from such instructional films as “Alice Through the Windshield Glass.”

Did she see the Star Trek episode where Kirk, Spock and McCoy jump through the Guardian of Forever?

And it ran right BACK at her!!

She’s feeling ten foot small…