FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 02, 2024

be grateful the hole wasn’t made into your head, though (and the dishes are still in your hand not on your head)

At least he didn’t mention the Kessel run!

And you can get your game back in 300 parsecs.

Jason you should have made that run in 12 parsecs.

Does anyone else still find it strange that Jason is still allowed to play video games?

Ok everyone, the plates are in the cupboard and the utensils are in the drawer. Grab what you need on your way to your chair. Done!

Jason made the same mistake Lucas made in Star Wars: Pretending that a parsec is a unit of time, not distance. So no, his “loophole” is not at all valid.

I remember when my Dad simply plucked the Gameboy out of my brother’s hand and sent him to mow the lawn. Life was simpler then.

Time works in the other direction, too. I recall my sons asking, “Is that a real minute or a mom minute?”

Don’t even try Jason. Mom controls the plug, and the rules.

Imagine his marriage years.

My grandma would have sent him out into the yard to fetch her a switch to spank him with. And woe betide if he brought her back a tiny one!

Now let’s see if you can make the Kessel Run in under twelve of those.

Depending on what Andi’s serving for supper, that could very well be a valid argument!