FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 12, 2024

The Secretary of the Interior is also inside.

Maybe they could play, “Ministers of Silly Walks”.

Yes, minister.

“War is a racket.” -Smedley Darlington Butler

The families of those declaring war should be the first ones on the front lines.

One word: bone spurs. Oh, wait…

Guess Andy doesn’t care as long they’re not playing video games.

And that’s how 13 marines died in the botched pull out from Afghanistan. And no, it wasn’t Trump’s fault. But, but but….Leftist spin in 3…2….1…

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room…

From ‘War Pigs’ by Black Sabbath:

Politicians hide themselves away

They only started the war

Why should they go out to fight?

They leave that all to the poor, yeah

Time will tell on their power minds

Making war just for fun

Treating people just like pawns in chess

Wait till their judgment day comes, yeah

It was too hot and they couldn’t lift the air rifles

Kings used to lead their armies into battle.

They should have drank from the garden hose like kids used to do.

Hail to the chief.