Pickles by Brian Crane for July 24, 2024

how is it that the entire house doesn’t smell wonderful?

it’s always best to start your new diet tomorrow

They must be expecting Garfield for dinner.

How is it that Garfield’s not breaking in on a daily basis?

You don’t have to starve yourself, Earl. Just don’t have seconds and thirds…

Someone’s pounding on the door. Whose orange cat is that?

One of my favorites, invite me over!

He heard me yesterday ! Now I’m getting nervous.

You go Earl ! We’re in this together. After two weeks, in the Mid 180’s. Dropped 22 lbs.

Wait, didn’t she just serve it to him?

Opal – arrested for murder by food, lol!

Perhaps

at least she’s not trying to “kill” you by exercise AND IF she poisoned it, you get a last meal.

hey, your the one with the diet… so, err… yes!

Where’s Roscoe? Has any one seen Roscoe? Why does Muffin have that “cat ate the canary look”, too?

Dinner always tastes better when lovingly made with those bunny-slippers being worn.

Feeding someone to death takes a long time. In fact, it could be considered premeditated.

Our youngest daughter every once in a while would declare she was going to become a vegetarian. My wife would make bacon sandwiches for dinner, giving our daughter a BLT (minus the bacon) instead. Our daughter would decide she could wait to become a vegetarian later. Bacon is a temptation.

Don’t worry Earl, Garfield will gladly take your place at the table.

Earl must be related to my husband. If I cook a favorite dish, I’m trying to kill him. If I prepare a lower calorie dish, I’m trying to poison him. I expect to be hauled of to jail on attempted murder charges any day…. (sigh)

But Earl will die with a full stomach

Yum!

Don’t fall for it,earl….she just using her feminine wiles to lure you in……

I’ll eat your share if you don’t want it, Earl!

It’s the chair, not the lasagna.

dang, he’s on to her plan

Eat the lasagna, then a very light lunch tomorrow. Good luck Earl.

Garlic is good for the circulation, and keeps the Anti-vaxxers away.

Poor Earl must’ve read the mean comments from yesterday ;)

Use portion control and if you want to reduce you have to accept that you’ll be hungry for awhile but it is worth it.

It doesn’t hurt to cheat on a diet.

I’ll take your share, Earl!

Yep, she’s been working at killing you for the last 50+ years, one meal at a time.

Earl is behaving just exactly the way Calvin would.

Yep, that’s what she’s doing.