The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 26, 2024

Jeez, that really bugs me

Dyslexic. Had to read the title a couple of times.

And keep her away so she will not eat the shroud!

I know a lot of people who work in mysterious ways. Most of them, I avoid.

She did the mass, she did the Monster Mass…

Wouldn’t it be sweet to have that handy? “What were you doing out till 2 AM last night?” “Honey, I work in mysterious ways”. “Excuse me, Mr. Smith, but you haven’t paid your taxes for past ten years.” “Well, IRS Agent Jones, I work in mysterious ways.” “Sir, I have you on my rader at 65 in a 35 zone.” “But, officer, I work in mysterious ways.” “Here’s your check, sir” (Hmmm, $500 before tip.) “I’m sorry, I don’t have my wallet, but don’t worry, I work in mysterious ways.” The possibilities are endless!

Quick, make a bonfire.!

Go towards the light my son

I was never frightened of a monster that could be defeated with a porch light.

What happens when we die Mothra Teresa? We go to the light my child.

Hmmm … ‘wonder what she’s doing up there?

Can’t remember who won the battle between green & brown gargantua. This is CRUCIAL !!

It’s all right It’s all right, It’s all right….

she’s the mothra of all saints…

I’m a groan man but rarely groan. Today though…