Lay Lines by Carol Lay for July 15, 2024

Hmm, that looks just like one of my purses. I wonder if mine’s a cheap Chinese knockoff.

It works very well!

Do not mess with Carol, bub.

Ahh, the ol’ JREF website was good times, ’round about 20 years ago. Things were simpler back then.

Love it!

HA. Me too! Where can I get one, now?

I find screaming my frustration into a pillow usually works. If I need to sock somebody, I use my big purse.

That would start a whole new epidemic of bladder inflection.

Another great invention that works better than the way it was originally supposed to work.

Great device. I used to read the Skeptical Inquirer.

You release tensions your way, I’ll release them my way. Everybody wins. (look down at the guy) OK, almost everybody.

Good one!

Get his scumbag butt!