Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 24, 2024

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    again, just say “she is in a better place yada yada yada..”

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    Knightman Premium Member 4 months ago

    If you can’t say something nice…………“LIE!!!”

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    wirepunchr  4 months ago

    Practice Aunty. Stand in front of a mirror, lie and keep a straight face.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    Remember this “Logic Puzzle” involving lying?:

    You are a prisoner in a room with 2 doors and 2 guards. One of the doors will guide you to freedom and behind the other is a hangman, you don’t know which is which, but the guards do know.

    One of the guards always tells the truth and the other always lies. You don’t know which is the truth-teller or the liar. However, both guards do know.

    You have to choose and open one of these doors, but you can only ask a single question to one of the guards.

    What do you ask to find the door leading to freedom?

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    Dani Rice  4 months ago

    I’ve been to funerals like that. Makes you wonder who they are talking about.

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    Howard'sMyHero  4 months ago

    Step away from the podium, Lil ….

    ( slowly )

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Lying works better if you don’t essentially say that you’re lying.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lil is having a busy week funeral wise. Given her probably well-known track record I’m surprised they keep asking her to deliver eulogies.

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    markmoss1  4 months ago

    I was taught to say only good of the dead. Agnes is dead. Good.

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