Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for July 21, 2024

A nice variation on “Aren’t you going to buy me dinner first”?

I’m not sure just what I missed here , but I did miss it ?

I don’t get it either, as a shelter dog you know he’s been fixed, so as a stud he would be useless.

it might not kill me, but most likely might would kill you!

Beggar!!!!

At least an ear scritch.

Most important thing about animal husbandry — don’t get caught!

“Candy

Is dandy

But liquor

Is quicker

— Reflections On Ice Breaking by Ogden Nash