The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 03, 2024

Says who? Just, no.

The gnome in the room.

Under the advice of counsel, I ain’t touching this one.

Yellow stockings cross-gartered. That’s Malvolio!

Gnope, gnope, gnope!

As someone who has slept on a waterbed for 51 years, beware of a trip to a hospital. Two stays at a local hospital for more than a week in two months was a trip to HELL. The uneven support of conventional beds is pure torture for anyone with arthritis.

Racy little cross-dresser, ain’t he?

Flowr?

Go back to Nome, Gnome!

A Metro Gnome

You can count on it.

If you find the missing “e” you get a surprise!

Gnome Alone … Again!

I think he meant Lucy …… and he´s still wrong!

The other guy looks appropriately creeped out.

Kinky !

So this gnome is styled after drag queens? :D

Just don’t let it dive in head first …

I actually have a gnome on my dresser (a present from an ex-gf), but he’s a perfectly gnormal gnome.

A friend had a garden gnome that was face down with a knife in it’s back. They would host “Who killed the gnome?!?!” parties.

Hey guy, disco is dead. Didn’t anybody tell you?

“Flowr” bed?

Go with the bed!! Proven worthiness.