The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 03, 2024

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Says who? Just, no.

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    Jml58  5 months ago

    The gnome in the room.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 5 months ago

    Under the advice of counsel, I ain’t touching this one.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yellow stockings cross-gartered. That’s Malvolio!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Gnope, gnope, gnope!

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    Larry Kroeger Premium Member 5 months ago

    As someone who has slept on a waterbed for 51 years, beware of a trip to a hospital. Two stays at a local hospital for more than a week in two months was a trip to HELL. The uneven support of conventional beds is pure torture for anyone with arthritis.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Racy little cross-dresser, ain’t he?

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    Doubly Horque Premium Member 5 months ago

    Flowr?

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Go back to Nome, Gnome!

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    Digital Frog  5 months ago

    A Metro Gnome

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    davidob  5 months ago

    You can count on it.

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    gokarDun  5 months ago

    If you find the missing “e” you get a surprise!

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    Kornfield Kounty  5 months ago

    Gnome Alone … Again!

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    Prey  5 months ago

    I think he meant Lucy …… and he´s still wrong!

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    The other guy looks appropriately creeped out.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Kinky !

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    wordsmeet  5 months ago

    So this gnome is styled after drag queens? :D

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Just don’t let it dive in head first …

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    I actually have a gnome on my dresser (a present from an ex-gf), but he’s a perfectly gnormal gnome.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member 5 months ago

    A friend had a garden gnome that was face down with a knife in it’s back. They would host “Who killed the gnome?!?!” parties.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Hey guy, disco is dead. Didn’t anybody tell you?

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Flowr” bed?

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    sincavage05  5 months ago

    Go with the bed!! Proven worthiness.

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