Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men.
Then the electric toaster in the ship’s galley hit the water, and got the rest.
braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago
At least you didn’t get cancer from the noise of the wind generators. Yet.
pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago
If anyone missed it, this is based on the ramblings of Donald J. Trump.
Wilson Lumley about 2 months ago
Well at least the shark gets a meal..
Rich Douglas about 2 months ago
I want Trump to tell us why the shark wasn’t also electrocuted.
Ishka Bibel about 2 months ago
This cartoon is pre-politicized for your commenting pleasure
uniquename about 2 months ago
The problem is that salt water is more buoyant than fresh water. You’ll probably float long enough for the shark to get you.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Um, the boat sank. There is no “choice”.
fritzoid Premium Member about 2 months ago
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men.
Then the electric toaster in the ship’s galley hit the water, and got the rest.
Cactus-Pete about 2 months ago
Why do you think you would be electrocuted? You’d have to be stupid to think that. Electricity doesn’t work that way.