Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 29, 2024

That’s like SPF 1000.

Red heads… like my wife. She gets a sunburn just talking about the sun…

That chair has the highest back I’ve ever seen.

He’s wearing 50+ towels.

No zinc oxide on your nose?

Petey should get together with Spud from Wallace the Brave.

My mom raised four carrot tops in the 60s. There was no sunscreen. Just various degrees of the tanning oil. This was the approach she tried to take.

Towels the original sunblock

Decades from now, his dermatologist will congratulate him on his excellent choices in childhood.

I’m kinda sure that he won’t be getting into the bacteria laden pool and being covered up like that he won’t be trying for a tan. So why is he going at all?

Petey – cover those feet!

“With floresant white Irish skin I don’t tan, I just try to neutralize the blue” George Carlin

It’s important to maintain that milky beige skin tone. Red would attract to much attention for Petey.

Good luck going out in public like that.