Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2024

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Quick, I got to tour the clothespin factory!

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 months ago

    The PERFUME FACTORY sign is in the shape of the Denny’s restaurant logo!

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    jango  about 2 months ago

    And I thought that the smog in LA was offensive.

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Geez, this place stinks.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Let us spray.

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And then they crop dust as they trail their clouds of stink.

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    bilbrlsn  about 2 months ago

    The makeup counter of every store in the mall at Christmas time.

    Biggest motivation for on line shopping there is.

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    jimandmj  about 2 months ago

    Scenter. HaHa

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    norphos  about 2 months ago

    Good pun. Odd lip positions, I assume that Mister Thompson is going for a specific facial expression with that.

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    Thehag  about 2 months ago

    Nightmare!

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yuck! I’d die!

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    Norris66  about 2 months ago

    They need to Axe this stuff it’s killing me.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Cough, gag!

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    now they’ll all head for the elevator…

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    Lumberman  about 2 months ago

    Here, smell my finger.

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