Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2024

Well, it didn’t have a very good writer.

Including you, Pig. (Or Stephan)

Many people refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

He’s not going to like the ending.

He just got a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes

Pig talk to your mother and father about this issue ;-)

It could be worse. You could’ve been turned into pork chops.

Two Stars from Pig on himself? That’s a pretty high rating: Go Pig!

You is lucky than Earth, Pig. Earth is has only One Star.

You need more star power, Pig!

Its terrible living in a world where you’re responsible for your own actions.

And there’s the problem.

Great to see Rat. After reading Garfield The Count was really…. apprehensive.,

Look in a mirror.

Maybe Pig could be V.P.

The cool thing about life: You can make it better if you work at it.

Bacon! unless it’s the cheap garbage they serve in restaurants and on pizzas, bacon ALWAYS gets 5 stars!

“Two Stars. Was Expecting More” – I imagined Butch from Our Gang singing those words to “Just Friends, lovers no more”

Let me guess. Pig now wants his money back

remember when you were a kid and summer days were so long? I’m 73 and mind you I adore this child but I’ve had a 6 year old in my business all day long for the last 2 months. this has been the longest summer of my life.

I will take responsibility for yours Pig, if you will take responsibility for mine.

Poor customer service

I see stars all the time when life hits me over the head; but maybe you’re talking about different stars.

Tomorrow is “National Lazy day”.

No,seriously

I don’t appreciate it when Pig is mentioned alongside bacon or ham or pork chops, etc. Pig is a character in a comics strip, albeit a dumb one. Criticizing him for his simple-mindedness or his naive take on life is more appropriate.

You can blame anyone else you like for your current life status. It still won’t help.

There’s still time to make it a 5 star life.