Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 06, 2024

Agnes’s shoes will not fit in a sandwich bag. No way. Except maybe one made for a foot-long sub sandwich, but even that is iffy.

Shakespeare really should’ve seen this line

These days, they won’t even come out on the call. The democrats have seen to that.

Umm.. it’s dark, remove the suit and enjoy a brief skinny dip.

Trout, you should be proud to get her worldly possessions. Especially that monstrosity on her dresser

When the end comes, it comes quickly. That’s why it’s important to have a strong will – like Agnes.

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Just an idea. :)

Considering her command of English, Agnes should become a writer.