Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 29, 2024

Must be Joey what’s-his-face.

Pole Dancing has been suggested as an Olympic competition. (Seriously.)

Well, I resent that there’s no Olympic NASCAR event. (And that NASCAR took off two weeks to accommodate the Olympics.)

Between the swimmer drug cover up, Canadian drone scandal, Olympic torch ballon being LEDs, Olympic flag raising, S. Korea intro., it is a lot like WWE. Is Vince McMahon a prime sponsor?

They actually talked about competitive eating in a Cleats arc the other week.

“Sports” that require subjective judgement rather than measurement are not, in my opinion worthy of Olympic display.

Olympic breakdancing. It’s an event. Lord help us.

“And no regurgitation!” - Gimli, son of Gloin, in Lord of The Rings: Return of The King

Competitive eating for snails was cancelled due to lack of sane contestants

Oh,yes…Chicago White Sox currently on 16-game losing streak

I think they should start a sport called competitive boffing. Think of the TV ratings that would pull in.