Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 31, 2024

How about bringing back one or two of the really original events? Maybe the stad, or double stad run in the nude. (Only clothed event in the original Olympics was the race in full armor.)

Pickleball and donkey baseball???? LOL Hinds! However, you forgot a few that could also be considered such as darts where the best players will look like John Daly and Craig Stadler while polishing off a pint of brew and a smoke during each set as well as corn-hole where the favorites for the gold will be from small towns in Appalachia.

Donkey Baseball? Is that a real thing?

Donkey Baseball? What the heck is that?

Tug of war was in the earlier Olympics!

well, if today’s politicians played they wouldn’t need a separate animal to qualify.

How about Gherkinball, played only by dwarfs?

There’s an actual “blind baseball” sport,played with a beeper inside the ball

how about handball, if that is an olympic sport then i am a future olympian.

I bet pickleball will be someday in the future.

43 Man Squamish…..

I was going to refer to a very straight-faced piece in The Onion about donkey basketball (go to YouTube and search for “onion donkey basketball”). I got to YouTube and just searched for “donkey basketball” and discovered that it’s a real thing. Who knew? Who would want to know?