Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 19, 2024

Some girls are Harder to please but look Sugar. If I stay the night we’ll always have tomorrow. One of the double stuffed twins.

“And when I’m finished with him, I leave him out in the hallway for doorman to collect before I bring the next one in.”

she’s probably very popular…

I hear the train a coming.

“Anyway, ‘stormy’ nights are overrated … XXX.

I just hope the police don’t get curious about the line of men outside my door.

Especially the one who gives the big O…..

A double-dog dare date!

So she’s multitasking?

A friend had a long “honey do” list, his wife had been bugging him for weeks, I went over to help him. We finished it up in a day, his wife asked if I would come over every Saturday to help him. I said his wife must need two men to satisfy her, which was the wrong thing to say.

Talk about Bette Davis eyes!

As my mom sometimes sang, to the tune of the Doublemint ads of the ’60s, “♫ Double your pleasure/Double your fun/Shack up with two girls/Instead of one ♪”

I had an adventurous ex-girlfriend show up from out of town with her new husband. She hinted VERY strongly that they should spend the night in my one-room studio. I knew about her fantasies but it was not one of mine. I recommended a number of fine motels in the area.

Ha! Certainly less complicated.

John Forte was the artist on the Legion of Super Heroes in my early days as a comics reader. I never even heard of Matt Baker until much later. Interesting that they may have worked together.

Was Glory patterned after Tallulah Bankhead?

“Rabbits Against Magic” has one of your gags today (I have the fridge magnet of it). Funny minds think alike?

There are few things as satisfying as quality time with a man and his dog

They have her best entrance at heart.

Don’t mention threesomes