Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 30, 2024

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    ummm sooo … who’s paying for the obituary?

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    He’s such a gentleman to keep on bringing her the dessert. And then eating it for her, too.

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    That last dessert is about to end up in his face!

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Looks like leftover wedding cake from over the weekend!

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Only four? I don’t see a problem here.

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    Dean  3 months ago

    Dessert at an all one may eat is just filler — Shrimp, lobster or roast beef etc. ought to be the main goal.

    Alas! the days when I could indulge in such an endeavor are long gone. As a confirmed clean-plater I now prefer those establishments that just serve small portions.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    evidently a no host bar.

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    PaulLeckner  3 months ago

    Andy’s solution comes at Flo’s expense.

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    I think Andy’s comment today was great. Made me laugh!

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    Well, you’d never guess he was lying.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Looks quite plausible.

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    Beat down, time!

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    pathfinder  3 months ago

    Wife and I used to go to Golden Corral (are they still arround?) to fill up for the week. Three plates of entree (steak or chicken or shrimp), two of sides (potatoes, green beens, etc.) and one of desserts w/ 6 or 7 different desserts(pie, cake, jello, fresh fruit). That was for me. Wife was more moderate.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Wait till Flo checks her purse. Lordy what a mess. Pie, cake, meat and taters…

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    He takes the cake.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Andy just wants to get his money’s worth. Sadly for him, the menu doesn’t include ale.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hope Andy gets free refills on the beer, too. That would be great.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not a good kadaver Andy……..revenge is ugly!

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 3 months ago

    Of course nobody believed him.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Andy doesn’t seem to have a weight problem (she does) so why not have an extra piece of dessert (or two or four)?

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    joannesshadow  3 months ago

    I don’t understand why some people go to a buffet and load the plate with so much food that it is piled up. By the time they eat through all of it, the stuff on the bottom is cold. Listen up; it’s a buffet. That means you can go back!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Now who’s embarrassed, and he gets credit for being the gentleman.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    This joke predates vaudeville—by a couple millennia! (Usually of course the husband tells people the drinks are for the wife, but Andy would never be believed if he claimed that!)

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    Scott S  3 months ago

    Arr! Tis no man! Tis a remorseless eating machine!

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    tad1  3 months ago

    Who knew Andy was so big on dessert? Maybe that’s rum cake he’s having.

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    Number Three  3 months ago

    Oh my goodness. That cake looks divine. I get the Chocolate Fudge Cake with ice cream when I go to the Carvery.

    Another hideous dress that Flo is wearing. Just saying.

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    @Everyone

    Just letting you all know that work is going great so far but there hasn’t been much to do. That will change leading up to mid August with it being the main enrolment period. Eek!

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