Horoscopes are like the old Sibylline books were, worded so practically any meaning can be attached. Maxentius followed the Sibylline books and interpreted the Chi-rho symbol in the sky as a victory for him. The trouble is Constantine saw the skyward sign, too, and came up with the same conclusion. That battle didn’t go well for Max and Constantine took Rome. So, our Brutus could be right that a coming break could mean a broken bone and not a promotion. Smart.
Oy! Sounds like Brutus has the same black cloud hanging over him as I do. I could be sitting in my own house, minding my own business, and trouble knocks on my door!
rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sounds more like you’ve got osteoarthritis to me.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 months ago
I broke my right femur twice, the first time in 2000 the second in 2004. May I be considered a Born Loser ad honorem?
GROG Premium Member about 2 months ago
Or your neck.
jmworacle about 2 months ago
If only Brutus would be as lucky.
Justanolddude Premium Member about 2 months ago
Don’t read my horror scope. I’d rather be surprised.
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Joe Theismann’s horoscope for November 18, 1985. Stay away from Lawrence Taylor, Brutus.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Veeblefester would be happy if Brutus would break a sweat at work.
Just-me about 2 months ago
djtenltd about 2 months ago
Gym time is in order, Brutus.
Chris about 2 months ago
hey, she said a big break… she didn’t say anything about it being lucky. :}
pat sandy creator about 2 months ago
break time!
rhpii about 2 months ago
Brutus is going to get a KitKat bar?
raybarb44 about 2 months ago
Know thyself. Good thinking Brutus…..
ladykat about 2 months ago
Feeling pessimistic, Brutus?
preacherman Premium Member about 2 months ago
Horoscopes are like the old Sibylline books were, worded so practically any meaning can be attached. Maxentius followed the Sibylline books and interpreted the Chi-rho symbol in the sky as a victory for him. The trouble is Constantine saw the skyward sign, too, and came up with the same conclusion. That battle didn’t go well for Max and Constantine took Rome. So, our Brutus could be right that a coming break could mean a broken bone and not a promotion. Smart.
s_krumpe about 2 months ago
When there’s a light at the end of the tunnel for Brutus, it’s an oncoming train
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago
Look at he silver lining Brutus – you could get off work for awhile!
CorkLock about 2 months ago
Better the Femur than your HEART. Take care Brutus. We love you.
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
That was the break I was thinking of, just wasn’t that specific. I mean, that’s the kinda breaks born losers get.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
Oy! Sounds like Brutus has the same black cloud hanging over him as I do. I could be sitting in my own house, minding my own business, and trouble knocks on my door!
petermerck about 2 months ago
Nothing worse than a broken ring tailed femur.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 months ago
Brutus lost his eternal optimism for a minute there.
MT Wallet about 2 months ago
Purple top and shoes!
Robert4170 about 2 months ago
It’s ridiculous and nonsensical to pay any attention to a horoscope.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Or your bank account, courtesy of Gladys. Whichever.