Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 10, 2024

Everyone should learn CPR, the life you save could be a raccoon choking on a piece of cheese!

Let’s see…Which one of these do I want to dream about tonight??

Wow I get to be in the early morning comment crew. It’s rarified air up here. Hello Lason Jake Snover!

The sh_t really hit the fan, and everything else, that day.

Me and my wife was driving home early in the am. In the middle of the road was a skunk with his head stuck in a red Solo cup. Must have been something yummy in the bottom. The poor thing was thrashing about trying to get that cup off its head. We Sat for a while thinking of a way to help it. But there was so scenario in which we could free the skunk and not get sprayed. Felt bad but there was nothing we could do

Wild Thang

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…California’s World’s Ugliest Dog. California’s… World’s…

And then the raccoon scampered off to meet up with the other Guardians Of The Galaxy. LOL!

Poor “Wild Thang”. Missed out on his movie opportunity by an even uglier dog from the UK who got the role of “DogPool” in the recent hit movie “Deadpool and Wolverine”.

God bless the racoon rescuers!

They must have performed the Heimlich maneuver on that raccoon

The CT folks had it easy. Surrounded by fields supporting a horid CAFO supporting dairy spreads the very stinky liquid manure often then neglects to plow it under. Vile is too nice a word and these manure trucks carry thousands of gallons.

But that neighborhood had the best looking lawns in Connecticut.

So, where did the raccoon get the cheese?

One time nuisance is nothing compared to the practice of spraying neighbor’s houses with hog lagoon waste :

“According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, since 1990 the number of hog farms have declined by more than 70 percent, but production has risen by more than 30 percent. That means many more animals on way fewer farms. And the overcrowding only exacerbates the animal waste — and the problems that arise trying to get rid of it.

“It feels like rain, but it’s not. It’s hog feces.”

On the other hand the residents of the Connecticut neighbourhood didn’t have to fertilize their lawns for the next decade.

There’s film of the Michigan raccoon out there; it was on local news.

Can RBION get any lamer ?