Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 23, 2024

Instead of counting sheep, you could try counting sheets…..of paper.

Have you tried drinking a longer lunch?

I should have kept my university text books. I would read two pages, and I’d be out like a light.

My boss gave me a new chair. It sleeps very well.

How about actually doing your job for a change?

What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?

Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

I just found out insomnia is illegal in my home town.

They call it resisting a rest.

A Russian doctor is treating his patient.“Take this for insomnia… take this for depression… and take this for anxiety.”

“Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?”

I went to see my doctor about my insomnia.

Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM.

My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake.

She’s a nightmare.

I have trouble sleeping at night. I don’t know why, I have no problem mid morning or all afternoon, or even while watching TV in the evenings, but as soon as I hit the bed, eyes wide open.

You could call Dagwood Bumstead for advice

That’s sad!

Someone should tell Cosmo he’s expected to stay awake while at work.

just have a meeting with someone having a PowerPoint presentation, once they turn out the lights you’ll be asleep in no time