Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 10, 2024

Sure they can get it off, but it means you can use the shoes only once.

But they will last a lifetime.

My wife had a pair of ski boots with the foam injected with her foot in the boot. They fit perfectly.

I can imagine Tzap sounding like Peter Lorre.

Acid

That reminds me of the movie “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs”. The hero, Flint Lockwood, invented spray-on shoes as a kid … and could never get them off.

Good grief, don’t give the shoe manufacturers any stupid ideas!

Stick your foot in the machine, swipe your payment device, and Viola!

Also, doesn’t that risk burning the foot? And without a way to get the shoe off, it’s gonna be hard to treat.

Aw, c’mon. Everyone in the plastics biz knows about release agents. Though I suggest a natural alternative —be-lard the foot before spraying the goo. (The spray-on shoe is coming, soon, unless it’s here already.)

O No! Not HIM, again!!

Teflon socks.

And ladies break t heir ankles when they fall off their shoes