Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 06, 2024

I doubt Andy would be interested in that.

One way to catch Andy’s interest?

as if you will get paid anyway….

Why does the town conspire to keep the little twit in free beer?

I don’t think he’s very interested.

Cash money in a bar! This giving a charge Card is stupid, you can always dispute a charge on your card. CASH is the answer!

Just be sure that the interest isn’t so high that you’d be charged with usury, Jack.

Not a bad idea, Jack. Perhaps the police can pick up on that and start charging the worthless bum rent for all the nights he spends in the cells.

I will probably have another pint of cider in a pub in Llandudno, north Wales today. I did last year. I will let you know some more about my trip today to Llandudno tomorrow. You may remember that internet video of the goats roaming around Llandudno during the UK’s first covid lockdown.

Modern Finance. I see the whizes running the Economy Biden..something or other, vaporized my IRA profits for the year. Nice going, and you want to keep running things for another 4 years. Guess again Laughing hyena.

Oh, it’s a scam, alright.

Credit Cards are 25%. Money Maker!!!

On Andy’s tab, Jack could have retirement income.

Stop beating up on a Worldwide Famous Personality, who has his own hometown statue. Maybe a roost for pigeon dropping but a handsome little feller. If ya could ever see his face, sans cap.

Jack runs a tab on Andy? Who’s a thunk it. Dilly! Dilly!

My two favorite bar signs are:

In God We Trust … All Others Pay CASH!

and

We Have Agreement With The Banks … They Don’t Serve Drinks And We Don’t Extend Credit!

Jack is beyond stupid. Why would you lend money to someone that has never paid you unless he wins at track. The guy is a bum, do not lend him money, you will go broke.

Sometimes Andy it is best to stay silent…….

Sure go ahead, it’s not like you’ll ever see the money anyway.

And Jack is just now thinking about this???

Watch out for the crippling balloon payment……..

His cheery personality.

Andy has 0% interest in paying off his tab.

xxx

Doesn’t Andy usually get other people to pay for his drinks?

Jack has the right answer for Andy