Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 10, 2024

Smart.

Looks like a great celebration.

How about just giving him the heave-ho right now, Jack? Your business will increase tenfold (at least).

You’re not a customer, Andrew. You’re a soddin’ leach.

Have a heart Jack. Put Andy a pint on his tab. Hardy har har.

It is going to a slow night for Andy…..

Even Jack has his limits.

Guess an argument for an advance on the first caged beer while he’s waiting.. would not fly.

Yes, yes. A customer is usually BUYING something.

You don’t buy, you can leave.

Yeah, Andy – I’m in, but it’s gonna be a Long Island Ice Tea! Take it or leave it!!

No loitering, get out.

Nothing but poorly written jokes about Andy’s begging for beer. Time to up the game boys.

The dog days of summer, when inspiration is running low. Once again a punchline about as obvious as a buffalo in the beer…..

Andy has a back-up plan for everything.

Yes! there should be an introductory free sample of a fresh keg that’s been tapped. Fair is fair

With Andy’s luck, he’ll be the only customer there.

Can’t I sit here awhile just to cool down in the air conditioning, the weather out there is really nasty!

Andy must be real bad for business. That and Guitar Bob of course

Jack is not as green as he’s grass looking.

Andy why don’t you get a job then you can afford all the pints you want

If Andy asks you to buy him a drink, just say no.