Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 04, 2024

Fields of “Gas”.

Meadow muffins.

Pending hole in one

Use the baffing spoon or cleek.

Softly, soofftleee! One of them already has his eyes open!!

They’re harmless. Steers aren’t kept together. And for cows: I don’t see calves around.

Hippos with horns.

Good thing the golfer’s clothes aren’t red.

Time for a cattle drive.

Maybe just take the drop next time, Tiger…

Time for a chip shot.

In Florida it would be alligators!

The lie calls for a very careful approach shot.

Don’t over think this one, be fast.

should be able to do a drop shot on the course

Oh no! Surrounded by right wing talking points! Watch your step!

He’ll be okay, no red shoes.

Beef shank.

Bull: “Dang golfers. I think I’ll make a hole in one.”

Just don’t stare at those balls. You making one bull very nervous.

There are times that a mulligan is quite understandable. This would be one.

I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about, being this close to a golf course they should be used to strays by now.

Take the penalty before the bull scores two holes in one golfer.