Petunia & Dre by Allison Garwood for July 30, 2024

“Weekend?” Planning ahead, Petunia?

What’s skr, and what’s on the tees?

I’m officially old. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Anybody? I get the “flesh tone” bandages. That’s great. I’d rather have cartoon characters on my boo boos. ☺️

I thought I made up a ‘lingo’ when I shortened disrespectful, I was given the classic “NO MOM!” “You can’t say ‘dis’” bla blah!

New to me

What sound effect is written out for a record scratch? Or a mike drop?

Farm out.

Petunia, NO!

I watched Olympic water polo on TV over the weekend and thought of you. That sport looks CRAZY HARD! I am super impressed that anyone can do that without drowning.