Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 14, 2024

I have a neurology appt coming up, paid for by the VA…they still insisted on my Medicare and Insurance ID!

The secret to living long is to always carry a balance with your medical provider so as to ensure that they keep you alive long enough to collect it

Now daddy feels sick…

He can’t pay up, he prioritized and bought junk food and donuts. Ironically, the balance due was for having his A1C checked.

This joke only works in America.

I love the antique phone flag. I remember being very excited when they changed over to them at my office from the dial phones we had, what an improvement!

Can be very painful…

Amongst all the patients with unpaid balances, yours is outstanding.

“ Oh no!”

“ Owe yes!”

… and your son isn’t quite right in the head.

Well we can scratch secretary as a possible line of work for Norm.

a land line?

Why is this kid not in an institution?

Outstanding in your field?