Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 16, 2024

Move?

Have Honeybunch move over a seat and put the popcorn down between you.

Did Bob sit on the front row?

Movie popcorn tastes much better than home popped … IMHO.

this jerk decides not only to sit behind the only other two people in the entire theater, but then complain about it!

And 5 pounds more belly lard than an apple.

Movies two days in a row? Wow, that’s expensive! Now wonder he economized by buying the “only 50 cents more” size! lol

You can take some pretzels in a sandwich baggie and a plastic 1/2 liter bottle of water stuffed in your pockets and by-pass the concession stand altogether. You have to use your imagination to make it in these high inflation days.

The popcorn needs its own seat.

When Brad goes to the movies, he get the big bucket because he gets free refills. He dumps out what he didn’t eat, has them refill it and then he brings it home for me.

If you’re going to take out a mortgage on the house what’s fifty cents more?

At theaters with stadium seating the rows are divided by a wall partition so you can’t see the people in front of you unless they stand up. I suppose with Ralph’s popcorn it would still obstruct their view

I have to wonder why a few years ago a gallon of milk at this one store cost less than pint of milk at a convenience store. In fact, I started buying quarts of milk if I was on vacation because they were only a few cents more than pints, and I had enough for two meals.