Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 28, 2024

Nowadays, shoplifting is a piece of cake…..

Is her last name Duh or Dodo?

Was she a Twiggy wannabee?

Most people just want the cash back.

It fit. But the shock was palpable.

I know this sounds funny but after 30 years in retail I have seen it all including this!

Only in San Francisco…

My SIL would buy a dress, wear it to a party (or where ever) and return it to the store for a refund.

Wow. I wonder how many shoplifters ever tried this before.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I do wish they had a little more variation on the expressions. Shoe looks utterly horrified by the officer’s comment. How about a nice eye roll, instead? (Said this before, too: I miss Biz! It’s been a couple months, at least! Bring back Biz!)

I think that does happen- – - -

Small size. small brain.

Had that happen all the time when I worked the service counter in Wally World.

Check her shoes for price tags too.

I may have accidentally saved some young girls for starting a life of crime. I was a strange kid in high school. I wore ascots and a sports coat to school frequently, plus I must have looked older than my 17 years. One afternoon I was walking down a large central aisle in Sears when I notice two girls sort of furtively fingering some necklaces on a display. But when they saw me striding swiftly in their general direction, they dropped the jewelry and got out of there in a hurry. No telling if they had already stuffed some other merchandise in their purses before getting to that display.