Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 13, 2024

Also known as wrecking crews.

I was gonna say, Dave… you mixed a plumber in with the carpenters, there… but Ralph beat me to it.

Don’t mix it in with the nondemensional lumber.

Not tells me the left guy is a plumber.

Even the coffee has questions about what he is saying.

He’s in the wrong trade, methinks!

LMAO

If it weren’t for geometry, life would be pointless.

Do not deconstruct that crack. Spackle.

Jenkins just wants a coffee…

As a retired professional plumber I’m mildly perturbed by the rendition that plumbers show crack. I never, in 22 years of plumbing, showed my butt.

He’s got a crack team of workers.

Love the contractor/protractor mashup …!

( butt it needs work )

Darn things are unpalatable, but burn well in fireplace … must sift nails out before using ashes to improve garden crops (I learned the, ouch, hard way).

are those demolition derbies that they’re wearing?

I was wondering. Is he talking about the guy’s butt crack?

A regular “Jacques Derrida” (founder of deconstructionism) ….. ;-)

Isn’t it a bit early for the moon to be out?