Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 20, 2024

Every move you make, every step you take..

Can’t they be the same?

“Walk that white line? Which one?”

Same thing here in parts of Texas

But… but…this all about one liners ain’t it!

That’s another win for Ralph.

I just watched a TV program that had a drunk driver [woman], being told to walk the white line, she foolishly danced and played hopscotch on the line. Needless to say, she was arrested.

Dressing like that leads to drinking!!!

Well, at least she wasn’t break-dancin’… the new Olympic sport!

she’s dancing in the street…

Your right ossifer…I can’t walk that white line, But I think I can snort it……

Looks Hokey Pokey to me.

Funny video clip circulating a while back shows a female officer with a drunk cowboy and she’s administering a sobriety test. He was doing pretty much the same moves above and she then went through some more difficult dance moves and then told him to do that. His reply was, “Ma’am, I’m too drunk to do that!” BAM! She got him by confession.

If she can do that and stay on the line without stumbling, I’d say she’s okay.

That is TOO funny (says the dancer)!

Just a guess, Tanya Tucker?

She loves DWIght Yoakam.

“And I asked you to walk in a square.”

Funny! And I ain’t line (sic) …!

Dance, Dance, Dance you varmint !

she needs to get in line now

… and I said, include 3 1/2 shuffle-ball-changes!

Well, obviously, she isn’t sober.

If she can do a line dance, she is not DUI.

If she can do all that, she can’t be too drunk.

Clearly, she’s drunk; it’s “just a jump to the left, and then a step to the rii-ii-ii-ight”

On Patrol is Live this Weekend and it’s full moon time. It ought to be good.