FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 08, 2024

Roger … just … take your parents and get outta here, please.

Try a hundred years!

Just start preparing right now Roger—put one foot in front of the other. Then maybe next year…

Years, maybe…

We’re probably talking months or years!

Start with 5k races. One doesn’t go from couch potato to marathon runner in less than 9 months

Boy o boy is Roger an oblivious moron.

“OK Doc, what is this ‘proper diet’ you speak of? Have you met my wife?”

Is it just me or is Roger’s lack of pants presenting a, um, disconcerting look?

You can run a marathon to the cemetary, that’s where you’ll end up.

Decades