My Mum didn’t believe I was too sick to go to school unless I had a high temperature so when she was out of the room I would rub the thermometer rapidly on the bedsheet. That moved it up two to three degrees and I stayed home to watch TV. I did that a couple of times. (are you reading this Mum? Sorry).
SHAKEDOWNCITY 15 days ago
Be sure to include a rectal “exam”.
Earthling Premium Member 15 days ago
He’s got sum explaining to do or he’ll be history.
Dobie Premium Member 15 days ago
Pleese excuse my son Dobie from school tooday… he has a sore trout.
Dobie’s mother
purepaul Premium Member 14 days ago
Just mention doing a scoping if he doesn’t improve. Either end will work.
Egrayjames 14 days ago
A well placed suppository should cure him of most anything that’ll keep him out of school. After all, it’s the principal that counts.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 14 days ago
My Mum didn’t believe I was too sick to go to school unless I had a high temperature so when she was out of the room I would rub the thermometer rapidly on the bedsheet. That moved it up two to three degrees and I stayed home to watch TV. I did that a couple of times. (are you reading this Mum? Sorry).
pat sandy creator 14 days ago
Ferris, you’re my hero…
rockyridge1977 14 days ago
Try the blood work first……….probably start feeling better!!!!!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 14 days ago
The symptoms won’t go away, they malinger on and on.
davewhamond creator 14 days ago
Run a math test or a rectal exam.
cuzinron47 14 days ago
Teachers don’t make house calls either.
The Tooninator creator 14 days ago
scope him! that’ll teach him not to skip school
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 14 days ago
I’ve definitely dealt with some doctors like this!
Gent 14 days ago
Everytheengs fair in love war and avoiding steenky schools.
Buoy 14 days ago
Hospital food would make me get well real fast.
mistercatworks 14 days ago
Of course, it’s a medical school he’s avoiding.