The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 17, 2024

Cornyomyopathy.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Well, it’s not whispering, so it’s not a heart murmur.

So how can you mend a broken heart?

I thought it was “A monk, a priest, and a rabbi…”

“A man walked into a bar, and man did that hurt”!

Severely dislocated humerus

All I said was, my stomach feels funny.

… and the doctor said: What is this, some kind of a joke?

At first the doctor thought it sounded funny. Then he listened again and it was kind of funny. The third time, it wasn’t funny anymore.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face”?

???

??

He has a hearty sense of humor.

“There’s something funny going on in there Doc. Am I cracking up?”

I’d go with Ozempic.

Two blonds walk into a bar; you’d think one of them would have seen it.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…..

Will they have to remove his humerus?

Do you hear the cardiac echo in here?

It’s just a gag reflex. It will go away.

later, doc’ll test his reflexes with a knee slapper…

Stuart may be on to something.Arrhythmias (tachycardia- heart rate is too fast, bradycardia- heart rate is too slow) are quite common. There is no consistent rhythm with the jokes, hence a play on the word Arryhthmatic-irregular tempo. Physicians often describe this phenomenon as "nothing too serious. "